I know we up in the house because of COVID19, but somebody please give me a steel mask to stop me from eating. I have been so vigilant about closing the kitchen at 8PM, but before then, I’m busy thinking about what I haven’t eaten so I can get some. After all, this is emergency eating. These are serious times, and I deserve some serious food. What?!!
I’ve posted so many whimsical videos entertaining and infuriating us during this quarantine, and I know I am talented enough to come up with something. This is my chance to glow, but instead, I go…to the fridge:
- I get mad with Trump – I eat
- Look at my face and see a bump – I eat
- Watch a video profiling injustice committed – I eat
- See the guilty acquitted – I eat
- Hear an inspirational choir – while crying, I eat
- Look at my shrinking attire – I eat
- See friends exercise – I eat
- Look at my thighs! – but I still eat.
Please. Only you can help me. This is time for tough love! (Hmmm…Is this meat tender enough?) See? I can’t do it alone. (Dag. meat’s too tough. Hmmm…Wonder if Spicy Wings is open)? I need you. Just try it. Tell me to
This post has jokes, but seriously, just as extroverts bite nails during this isolation, we compulsive overeaters are climbing the walls to keep from practicing an addiction to food. Guess what? There’s not a thing you can do about it. It’s all on us to reach out, connect with support, and stay safe – the same thing we all have to do, addicted or not. Spiritual support always helps not just for us, but for everyone going through this process of healing.
Oooh, I got a good prayer, not just for now, but for every moment. Y’all know it; the prayer by Reinhold Niebuhr. Say it with me:
The Serenity Prayer
God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,
courage to change the things I can,
and wisdom to know the difference.
Now, close that refrigerator!
I think the Serenity Prayer was enough for now. Ok, a little extra…My prayer is that we all do what we are supposed to do to stay safe, be kind to each other, and remember that
“It’s all good/God/love” – Victorine
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More on my profile of compulsive overeating: My Gift
“The Serenity Prayer”. The Grapevine, The International Journal of Alcoholics Anonymous. January 1950
Image: Victorine’s Spaghetti Squash Fritters. What?!